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Oct 2

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I’m very sorry, Stamford and Hornchurch, but I’m proper poorly so have had to cancel this weekend’s shows. You’ll be getting a full refund and/or ticket exchange so you won’t be out of pocket, and I hope to see you at one of the new dates (tbc). The plan is to be back in time for Epsom on Tuesday 6th - like an X-(wo)Man - stronger and funnier than ever! Love from me and Jeff (crap nurse, charming companion) ❤️ 🐾 All remaining tour dates below:EPSOM 6 Oct *SELLING FAST*BRISTOL 11 Oct *LAST TICKETS*HEMEL HEMPSTEAD 16 Oct *SOLD OUT*CRANLEIGH 17 Oct *SELLING FAST*LONDON 20 Oct *LAST TICKETS*HASTINGS 21 OctBANBURY 23 OctWORCESTER 30 Oct *SELLING FAST*DARTMOUTH 7 NovTEIGNMOUTH 18 Nov *SELLING FAST*SWANAGE 10 Dec *NEW DATE*⭐️ TOUR TICKETS & BOOK at callybeaton.com ⭐️#tour #show #stamford #hornchurch #epsom

Oct 2

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I’m not quite myself today, but Jeff is fully himself - today and all days. And if owners becoming like their dogs means I get to be more Jeff, then I’m down with that. 🐾 ❤️ #dog #dogsofinstagram #dogs #teckel #wirehaireddachshund

Oct 1

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It’s been quite a week, culminating in the ill I thought I was fighting off still making me ill. But I did get to spend some time at sea with my beloved dad and beloved dog (who are also much beloved of each other). Will keep looking at this and pretending my throat doesn’t feel like someone’s taken a sander to it.#dog #dad #cornwall #cornish #kernow

Oct 1

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There’s good news, and there’s bad news. The good news: Jeff is in fine fettle and happier than ever now I can’t shout out my bossy commands. The less good, I’m missing hosting the Brighton & Hove Business Awards tonight, which is set to be a BRILLIANT evening. Focusing on getting better for Stamford on Saturday, Hornchurch on Sunday and Epsom on Tuesday. Pray for me 🙏🏻 And good luck to everyone at the Grand Hotel in Brighton for tonight! 🤩 ⭐️ TOUR TICKETS & BOOK at callybeaton.com or click link in bio⭐️ STAMFORD 3 Oct *LAST TICKETS*HORNCHURCH 4 Oct *LAST TICKETS*EPSOM 6 Oct *SELLING FAST*BRISTOL 11 Oct *LAST TICKETS*HEMEL HEMPSTEAD 16 Oct *SOLD OUT*CRANLEIGH 17 Oct *SELLING FAST*LONDON 20 Oct *LAST TICKETS*HASTINGS 21 OctBANBURY 23 OctWORCESTER 30 Oct *SELLING FAST*DARTMOUTH 7 NovTEIGNMOUTH 18 Nov *SELLING FAST*SWANAGE 10 Dec *NEW DATE*⭐️ TOUR TICKETS & BOOK at callybeaton.com ⭐️#brighton #hove #stamford #hornchurch #epsom

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  • “Properly funny. A real find”

    Sandi Toksvig
  • “Original and clever”

    The Arts Desk
  • “A very funny and original comedic voice”

    Gotham Comedy Club, New York
  • “Cally is a comedy queen – fiery, intelligent and totally original”

    Sara Pascoe
  • “Analytical, incisive and sassy”

    Funny Women
  • “Not even a bit funny. She’s just embarrassing”

    Teenage daughter
  • “Sprightly wit and considerable storytelling prowess”

    The Scotsman
  • “Gripping, perceptive and uplifting”

    Steve Bennett, Chortle
  • “Exciting and hilarious talent…she’s got it”

    Time Out
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