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Cally Beaton

Live in: Embankment, London

  • 14 Feb
    Embankment, London 

    Boat Show Comedy

    Valentine's night special
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Jan 2

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Dutch Christmas 👻 #amsterdam #christmas #spooky #santa

Jan 1

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#eurotunnel #amsterdam #puppy #dogsofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram #miniaturewirehaireddachshund

Dec 31

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Last run of the year ☔️ & in interests of social media authenticity (whaaattt??!) here’s the full post-run Andre Agassi mullet (marginally less chest hair than him as long as keep going with the HRT.) Can’t fathom why I’m still single. 2023 - let’s do this. Love & good things, one & all 🙏🏻 #newyearseve #rainy #run #byebye2022 #hello2023

Dec 30

Open
Last night with this wonder child for a wee while… me & the wonder dog won’t know where to put ourselves for a bit ✈️ 😢 #dontgo #babygirl #mumdaughter
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ABOUT

  • “Sprightly wit and considerable storytelling prowess”

    The Scotsman

  • “Analytical, incisive and sassy”

    Funny Women

  • “Gripping, perceptive and uplifting”

    Steve Bennett, Chortle

  • “Original and clever”

    The Arts Desk

  • “A very funny and original comedic voice”

    Gotham Comedy Club, New York

  • “Cally is a comedy queen – fiery, intelligent and totally original”

    Sara Pascoe

  • “Exciting and hilarious talent…she’s got it”

    Time Out

  • “Properly funny. A real find”

    Sandi Toksvig

  • “Not even a bit funny. She’s just embarrassing”

    Teenage daughter
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