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Cally Beaton

Live in: london, crouch end

  • 20 Jun
    london, crouch end 

    downstairs at the king’s head

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May 24

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May 23

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Once your kids meet your vibrator, it’s dead to you… ☠️ 📦 #buried #treasure #jeff #dogsofinstagram #vibrator #single #parenting #50something #woman #comedyreels #femalecomedian #standupcomedy
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ABOUT

  • “Exciting and hilarious talent…she’s got it”

    Time Out

  • “Sprightly wit and considerable storytelling prowess”

    The Scotsman

  • “A very funny and original comedic voice”

    Gotham Comedy Club, New York

  • “Cally is a comedy queen – fiery, intelligent and totally original”

    Sara Pascoe

  • “Analytical, incisive and sassy”

    Funny Women

  • “Original and clever”

    The Arts Desk

  • “Properly funny. A real find”

    Sandi Toksvig

  • “Not even a bit funny. She’s just embarrassing”

    Teenage daughter

  • “Gripping, perceptive and uplifting”

    Steve Bennett, Chortle
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