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Cally Beaton

Live in: petersfield, hampshire

  • 03 Apr
    petersfield, hampshire 

    the folly upstairs

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Mar 20

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Has it really come to this…?! ❤️ ££ 🙏🏻 #boyfriend #lifeadvice #mothersday #girlfriends #singlemum #50something #single #woman #CallyBeaton #CallyBeatonComedian #comedyreels #femalecomedian #standupcomedy

Mar 19

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Puppy yoga, airport goodbyes & absentee zookeepers - Mother’s Day 2023 🙏🏻 🥰 Not a bad life, & not a bad start to a sitcom… #mothersday #mum #emptynest #singlemum #50something #single #parent #woman #CallyBeaton #CallyBeatonComedian #comedy #femalecomedian #standupcomedy #puppyyoga #puppiesofinstagram

Mar 19

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Happy Mother’s Day, to my fellow vintage mothers ❤️ 👵🏻 #mothersday #vintage #retro #90s #singlemum #50something #single #woman #CallyBeaton #CallyBeatonComedian #comedyreels #femalecomedian #standupcomedy

Mar 18

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Have you listened to my latest podcast with @rachelfairburn yet? In our heartwarming chat we talk ghosts, ghouls and grandparents ❤️ Find it where you get your podcasts #CallyBeaton #CallyBeatoncomedian. #UKpodcast #Podcast #NamasteMotherfuckers #FemaleComedian #Grandparents
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ABOUT

  • “Not even a bit funny. She’s just embarrassing”

    Teenage daughter

  • “Original and clever”

    The Arts Desk

  • “A very funny and original comedic voice”

    Gotham Comedy Club, New York

  • “Cally is a comedy queen – fiery, intelligent and totally original”

    Sara Pascoe

  • “Exciting and hilarious talent…she’s got it”

    Time Out

  • “Properly funny. A real find”

    Sandi Toksvig

  • “Analytical, incisive and sassy”

    Funny Women

  • “Gripping, perceptive and uplifting”

    Steve Bennett, Chortle

  • “Sprightly wit and considerable storytelling prowess”

    The Scotsman
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