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Cally, smiling holding her book 'Namaste Mother F*ckers' in front of her.

Number #1 bestselling debut book, Namaste Motherf*ckers, is OUT NOW! A handbook for unapologetic female reinvention, I’ve written it to be funny, empowering and practical – part memoir, part stereotype-defying manifesto. Buy your copy now and strap in! Audiobook, if that’s your thing, read by me.

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In it, I share stories from my own career, pivoting from boardroom to treading the boards after a chance conversation with Joan Rivers, alongside lessons learned from the many celebrity guests and experts that have guested on our Namaste MF podcast over the years. Mine is not a redemptive story – I am very much still fitting the wheels whilst I fly the plane – and my wish is to encourage others to be the narrators of their own messy stories. Finding our voices has for many of us been hard-won; we may as well get out of our own way and use them. Midlife women. Invisible no more.

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Namaste Mother F*ckers T-shirts

We’ve got more Namaste Motherf*cking cool stuff than you can shake a stick to choose from – tee shirts, mugs, sweats, yoga tops, baseball caps, you name it, we’re pedalling it. You can shop from our ranges, including: ‘Namaste Motherf*ckers‘, ‘Woman of a certain age‘, ‘Only so many f*cks left to give‘ and ‘Step aside, John‘.

Spins tales like Aisling Bea, has the hair and strength of Pippi Longstocking, and the punk edge of Debbie Harry

Sally Phillips

I couldn’t find a single word to describe Cally so here are several: wry, warm, astute, hilarious, happifying, and – of course – utterly expialidocious

Susie Dent

She’s sharp, straight-talking and the cool big sister I wish I’d had

Angela Barnes

Cally Beaton has walked the walk, and there is no-one better to talk the talk. This will be advice from the very best, and funniest, source possible

Richard Osman